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Lieblingsspruch / Lieblingszitat

Erstellt von Seducine, 29.08.2006, 10:56 Uhr · 348 Antworten · 55.865 Aufrufe

  1. #11
    Avatar von Chilly

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    Original von Moondust
    1. Ich bin zu hübsch für Papierkram..

    und

    2. CHECK DIE NACHBARSCHAFT ALTER !!! :großeslol:
    das gibts ja nicht. *lol* so ein zufall! schließe mich an!

    aber es gibt ja sooo unendlich viele. *g*

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  3. #12
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    Cameron: Men should grow up.
    House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

    Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
    House: I think your tie is ugly.

    House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness.

    House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
    Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
    House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British.

    House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.
    Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
    House: Over there!

    Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
    House: - touched you in the naughty place?

    Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
    House: Hey, I can be a .... to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

    House: Read less, more TV.

    House: What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual 5ex? Rough 5ex? Casual rough 5ex? I'm a doctor, I need to know.

    House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
    Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
    House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
    [to Lisa]
    House: That is true, isn't it?
    [to crowd]
    House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

    Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have 5ex.
    House: Their mistake.

    House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.
    Cuddy: No, McDonald.
    House: Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens

    Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about 5ex?
    House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
    Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
    House: Heh, nice cover.

    Wilson: [Wilson calls House on Stacy's cell phone] Did you forget to charge the batteries in your cell phone?
    House: They charge? I just keep buying new phones.

  4. #13
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    Cool

    Original von troja
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    House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
    Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
    House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
    [to Lisa]
    House: That is true, isn't it?
    [to crowd]
    House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
    Mein absoluter Favorit ... So super und alles sagend, war auch sehr gut gewählt gewesen für die erste Vorschau ^^

  5. #14
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    ich finde das genaue zitat nicht ,aber in seiner Pokerrunde, da hat er doch allen Leute so Name gegeben wie busdriver oder guy from bus oder so

    Wilson sagt sowas wie: dein bein tut weh ,weil du stacey vermisst
    house: schlägt wilson mit seinem stock gegens bein : ohh du vermisst stacey auch?
    ich such des mal in den trans ...


    215:Mr. Lambert: My daughter does karate, why?

    House: Give this to her sensai. Oh, wait, does your wife play tennis?

    Mr. Lambert: No.

    House: That?s what I figured. It never hurts to make sure. [gives him another script] For Miyagi.
    Viell. finde ich das auch so witzig, weil ich selber karate mache udn natürlich wegen der geilen anspielung auf karate kid

  6. #15
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    Sehr schön ist auch

    Wilson: "No helmet? How did you get here?"
    House: "By osmosis"

    Cameron: "Es ist schwer für jemanden zu arbeiten, der einen nicht respektiert."
    House: "Warum?"
    Cameron: "Ist das eine rhetorische Frage?"
    House: "Nein. Es kommt Ihnen nur so vor, weil Ihnen keine Antwort einfällt."

    House: Your wife is having an affair.
    Orange-Colored Patient: What??
    House: You're orange, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors. She's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and figure it out.

  7. #16
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    Nö, lieber die coolen Sprüche Sammeln damit wir beim Lesen was zum Lachen haben
    Auch wieder wahr...
    Aber da kann man ja auch gleich die ganzen Skripte lesen!

  8. #17
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    Meine Lieblingsdialoge (SPOILER!! Daher kommentiere ich sie nicht weiter^^)

    1. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    House: Don't do this.
    Wilson: This was no great sacrifice! You sent her away because you've got to be miserable.
    House [turning on him]: That kind of psycho-crap help get your patients through the long nights? Or is it just for you? Tough love make you feel good? Helping people feel their pain?
    Wilson: You don't like yourself. But you do admire yourself. It's all you've got, so you cling to it. You're so afraid if you change, you'll lose what makes you special. Being miserable doesn't make you better than anybody else, House. It just makes you miserable. [he leaves]

    2. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    House: You know what you're risking by sleeping with a patient.
    Wilson: Oh, that's crap. You're not mad because I'm risking my job. You're not even mad because I lied to you. You're mad because I lied to you and you couldn't tell.
    House: Yeah. You got me nailed.
    Wilson: Yeah, that's why you didn't want me in your poker game. Because when it comes to being in control, Gregory House leaves our faith healer kid in the dust. And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants.
    House: He knows where I am.


    3. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    House: I?m not too busy, but I?m not sure I want him to live. It?s good seeing you again.
    (einer der krassesten Sätze von House, Zusammenhang seht ihr bald )

    Und noch viele mehr^^

  9. #18
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    Oh ja, total schräg, das ganze!! Vor allem, weil Wilson total überrascht ist und aufspringt, als er das mit dem Date hört!

  10. #19
    Avatar von Chilly

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    gestern wieder ein knallerspruch.

    "sie haben mein vertrauen in die menschen wieder hergestellt.... sie haben gelogen." *gröl*

  11. #20
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    Jaaaaaaaaa, das war einfach wieder zu geil.
    Vor allem weil die Frau zuerst so erleichtert aussah, weil sie dachte, das House ihr jetzt glauben würde ^^

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