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Erstellt von Alexil, 02.03.2007, 17:05 Uhr · 62 Antworten · 9.935 Aufrufe

  1. #61
    Avatar von Hugh1977

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    That's another poem by me. It's about one year ago I wrote it. There is something about it I do really like, but I cannot say what. Maybe someone can help me about that little problem



    Anything in this cruel world
    Is dispatched from me
    And the very hard and the very easy is said
    Without doing together with them

    People will wonder at the very end
    When they are far from home were sent
    When will it end?
    Will it be easy?
    Is there anybody out beyond the horizon?
    Is there anybody out beyond the sun?
    Is it gone or will it go forever?
    Will it go on if I just run?

    I saw the lights
    I saw the shadow
    I saw the red and the blue and the pink and the black

    Ignoring all of them couldn't make me plunder
    Taking all would leave my head in thunder
    And it will never throw me back
    To life from which I came from
    To the hell on earth people call home

    And the shadow rises from the sun
    With the burning tide behind my son
    And that glimpse of darkness makes an end
    With all my dreams of a peaceful land.

  3. #62
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    British Beer or Instant English!

    Units - Language Level
    1 pint - No change to your English
    2 pints - Your English goes up a level
    3 pints - Your English goes up a lever (but the grammar disappears)
    4 pints - You become very fluent, but start mixing English with your own language
    5 pints - You discover you can sing in English, and are brilliant at karaoke
    6 pints - You suddenly know lots of taboo words in English (fortunately, no-one else seems to understand them)
    7 pints - You can't speak English at all (and also forget your own language)
    over 7 pints - You start speaking American English

  4. #63
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    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
    The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
    The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
    The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
    The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
    Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
    The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'
    'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and through him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
    Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
    dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
    'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
    The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never .... with a guy who can loop his ..... over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.

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