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Erstellt von Alexil, 02.03.2007, 17:05 Uhr · 62 Antworten · 17.794 Aufrufe

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    yes it's funny

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    yes it's funny

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    ok there was a joke about women, now it's time for a joke about man

    A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him.

    The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "......"

    Blushed, the secretary inputted the password ".....", and re-typed it again. Then she hit enter.

    The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the computer's screen:
    "Password rejected. Reason: Too short"

    I think everybody knows this


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    ok there was a joke about women, now it's time for a joke about man

    A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him.

    The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "......"

    Blushed, the secretary inputted the password ".....", and re-typed it again. Then she hit enter.

    The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the computer's screen:
    "Password rejected. Reason: Too short"

    I think everybody knows this


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    Oh my god
    ehere did you get this from?

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    Oh my god
    ehere did you get this from?

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    that's great!

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    that's great!

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    This is really funny Orion, although I think men probably wouldn't agree with me

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    This is really funny Orion, although I think men probably wouldn't agree with me

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    I get this from a laboratory at the university *tzzzz* everywhere on the cupboards where these pics. I tried to google them and here they are...
    but the joke about the password was originally a comic stripe but I just found the text





    *sorry guys*

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    I get this from a laboratory at the university *tzzzz* everywhere on the cupboards where these pics. I tried to google them and here they are...
    but the joke about the password was originally a comic stripe but I just found the text





    *sorry guys*

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    Oh i think you don't need a sorry...
    its very funny

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    Oh i think you don't need a sorry...
    its very funny

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    omg, the last few jokes were hilarious
    I already knew the one about women equaling problems, but the one about the password was really funny
    And those pictures of George... didn't we always know?

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    omg, the last few jokes were hilarious
    I already knew the one about women equaling problems, but the one about the password was really funny
    And those pictures of George... didn't we always know?

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    Wow, you posted some real funny stuff!

    I once had an animation with some pics of George Bush and always when you moved over one of the pics there was a picture of a gorilla looking like Bush... Quite similar to the pic orion posted!

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    Wow, you posted some real funny stuff!

    I once had an animation with some pics of George Bush and always when you moved over one of the pics there was a picture of a gorilla looking like Bush... Quite similar to the pic orion posted!

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    well, something sad but really really touching. It's a wonderful song though. so here are the lyrics: I should mention that Canyon wrote this after friends of him lost their unborn baby. It's told from the baby's point of view:

    It?s cold in here feels like everything?s upside down
    I can feel you talking but I can barley make out the sound
    I been kicking around these parts, feels like a year
    I?m gonna change this world if I ever get out of here
    She wants to dress me in pink, paint?s my bedroom blue
    And I just laugh to myself, cause only I know the truth
    This love is my only emotion
    Haven?t learned any fear any pain
    It?s kind of funny with all this commotion
    I guess they?ve got me, to blame
    They don?t even know my name
    They don?t even know my name

    Well I?ve never felt so ready, think it?s finally time
    Cause that big old world is waiting, and it?s mine all mine
    Just then everything got real quiet, it got real bright
    And a man took my hand said don?t worry, Mommas gonna be alright
    Then he opened the gate, & I followed him in
    Said you can wait right, here till it?s your turn again
    And his love is the one true emotion
    Heaven knows no fear no pain
    I never got to set my wheels in motion
    They loved me just the same
    And they didn't even know my name
    Didn?t even know my name
    You loved me just the same
    And you didn?t even know my name

    and if you wanna see the video now:

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    well, something sad but really really touching. It's a wonderful song though. so here are the lyrics: I should mention that Canyon wrote this after friends of him lost their unborn baby. It's told from the baby's point of view:

    It?s cold in here feels like everything?s upside down
    I can feel you talking but I can barley make out the sound
    I been kicking around these parts, feels like a year
    I?m gonna change this world if I ever get out of here
    She wants to dress me in pink, paint?s my bedroom blue
    And I just laugh to myself, cause only I know the truth
    This love is my only emotion
    Haven?t learned any fear any pain
    It?s kind of funny with all this commotion
    I guess they?ve got me, to blame
    They don?t even know my name
    They don?t even know my name

    Well I?ve never felt so ready, think it?s finally time
    Cause that big old world is waiting, and it?s mine all mine
    Just then everything got real quiet, it got real bright
    And a man took my hand said don?t worry, Mommas gonna be alright
    Then he opened the gate, & I followed him in
    Said you can wait right, here till it?s your turn again
    And his love is the one true emotion
    Heaven knows no fear no pain
    I never got to set my wheels in motion
    They loved me just the same
    And they didn't even know my name
    Didn?t even know my name
    You loved me just the same
    And you didn?t even know my name

    and if you wanna see the video now:

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